I swear it was a man who invented the term "morning sickness". This "sickness" is in no way restricted to the morning hours of the day. Your stomach has been taken over by an evil being who demands that you sacrifice your waistline to it, by eating every hour, on the hour. If you do not co-operate, you will be forced to pray to the porcelain god instead.

Isn't pregnancy supposed to be a... wonderful, joyous time, when you just... look cute, and glow?

We have been seriously misinformed ladies.

I hereby re-name "morning sickness" to "anytime-anywhere sickness".

That's better.